So I got back to my car today from getting my lunch and I spot this on the bumper.
So, some has scuffed my car, ripping my paintwork off, “Thumbed it” to acknowledge they have done some damage, and left a note with their contact details so we can have a chat about how to repair the scuff…
…actually they didn’t leave a note…
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking to dodge your insurance, I can tell you I don’t have money but I am reasonable. What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you contact me now, we can sort this without having the burden of insurance, and that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will make your insurance pay for what you did to me today.
Still amazes me how people can’t see a bright yellow car.x maybe it’s just not as bright as a white or black car, maybe your car has the ability to camouflage itself in the day time to its surroundings, making it hard for other motorists to see. Lol